My little girl was complaining about how her tits were smaller than her Mom’s. My wife just made a throwaway comment about how her tits were the same size until she got pregnant.
Somehow we went from that conversation to my girl on top of me riding my cock to get a load of baby batter. Fortunately for us, my wife just rolled her eyes and said, “For the record, I’m not changing any diapers.”
Bracing myself for a family reunion this Easter holiday.